You might be a Materia Magica addict if...

You use 'say', 'reply' and 'tell' before typing your messages on an IM service

You use 'Quit' when leaving an IM service

You refer to your friends by their character's name

You refer to YOURSELF using your character's name

You see a license plate that says 'PK' and think of Asphyx

Your sibling busts up upon hearing the word 'clannie'

Your parents refer to it as 'That Moon-plate thingie'

You've been married 3 times to different players

And Flirted with at least 30

You turn off MP3's because they slow your speedwalk

Your list of triggers is longer than the constitution

In the middle of brushing your teeth you calculate the QP needed for a vandy trunk

A Cop is no longer a law enforcement officer but a 'Crystal of Power'

In the middle of class you're playing on a laptop hooked into the school's T1 network

Realize this is all a joke and just cause you have no life you keep on playing