Alyrian Alcohol Statistics

Here laid bare are our trials of alcohol consumption which will prove the conclusions that you have read on the page you just navigated from.

vodka...

1. no effect
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are moderately intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
5. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

champagne

1. no effect
2. You are tipsy
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are moderately intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.

brandy

1. no effect
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

beer

1. no effect
2. You are tipsy
3. You are tipsy
4. You are slightly intoxicated.
5. You are moderately intoxicated.
6. You are moderately intoxicated.
7. You are intoxicated.
8. You are intoxicated.
9. You are highly intoxicated.
10. You are highly intoxicated.

white-wine

1. Nothin
2. Tipsy
3. Slightly Intoxicated
4. moderately intoxicated
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

red wine

1. no effect
2. You are tipsy
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are moderately intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated.
6. You are highly intoxicated.
7. You are highly intoxicated.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated.
12. You are dangerously intoxicated.
13. You are dangerously intoxicated.
14. You are dangerously intoxicated.
15. You are dangerously intoxicated.
16. You are dangerously intoxicated.
17. You are dangerously intoxicated.

whiskey

1. nothin
2. tipsy
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are moderately intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated.
6. You are highly intoxicated.
7. You are highly intoxicated.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated.
12. You are dangerously intoxicated.
13. You are dangerously intoxicated.
14. You are dangerously intoxicated.
15. You are dangerously intoxicated.
16. You are dangerously intoxicated.
17. You are dangerously intoxicated.

ale

1. nothin
2. tipsy
3. tipsy
4. You are slightly intoxicated.
5. You are moderately intoxicated.
6. You are moderately intoxicated.
7. You are intoxicated.
8. You are intoxicated.
9. You are highly intoxicated.
10. You are highly intoxicated.

firebreather

1. tipsy
2. You are moderately intoxicated.
3. You are intoxicated.
4. You are highly intoxicated.
5. You are dangerously intoxicated.
6. You are dangerously intoxicated.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated.
12. You are dangerously intoxicated.
13. You are dangerously intoxicated.
14. You are dangerously intoxicated.
15. You are dangerously intoxicated.
16. You are dangerously intoxicated.
17. You are dangerously intoxicated.

local specialty

1. You are tipsy
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are moderately intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated.
5. You are highly intoxicated.
6. You are dangerously intoxicated.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated.
12. You are dangerously intoxicated.
13. You are dangerously intoxicated.
14. You are dangerously intoxicated.
15. You are dangerously intoxicated.
16. You are dangerously intoxicated.
17. You are dangerously intoxicated.

Benedictine-wine

1. nothin
2. You are tipsy.
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are moderately intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxciated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are highly intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel queasy.

aquavit

1. no effect
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

absinthe

1. no effect
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are moderately intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
5. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

Rum

1. Tipsy.
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are moderately intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
5. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
11. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
12. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
13. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.
14. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

Mead

1. nothin
2. You are tipsy.
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are moderately intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
6. You are intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.

Schnapps

1. Nothin
2. You are tipsy.
3. You are slightly intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated.
5. You are intoxicated.
6. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
7. You are highly intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel slightly queasy.
10. You are dangerously intoxicated. You feel moderately queasy.

Elvish wine

1. No effect
2. You are slightly intoxicated.
3. You are moderately intoxicated.
4. You are intoxicated.
5. You are highly intoxicated.
6. You are highly intoxicated.
7. You are dangerously intoxicated.
8. You are dangerously intoxicated.
9. You are dangerously intoxicated.