Clan Northstar

[CLAN] The shade of Tyela: '.[ Helping Kuwabara with a master. ].'
[CLAN] The shade of Tyela: '.[ Master went down the line and smacked each of us. ].'
[CLAN] The shade of Tyela: '.[ Well, he's going down the line ].'
[CLAN] The shade of Tyela: '.[ I was casting calm and the master was pretty much like, oh no honey. you're dying today. ].'

[CLAN] Shinde: '[Shi-chan] hmm, pretty much anything I would do wouldn't get me arrested, if I were to break laws I'd go big'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ like what?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ jaywalking? :X'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ theft is too blase for shinde, world domination is where it's at'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ oh? by which method?'
[CLAN] Shinde: '[Shi-chan] what would decimation of a continent or continents count as?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ what will you dominate if you decimate continents?'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I think that was a seperate idea, shinde didn't actually read what I said she'd do'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ unless she's planning on decimating some continents in order to incite fear in the remaining people'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ rule over the remaining weak decimated small masses of people just trying to procreate and survive...'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ yeah shinde says she's just going to cause destruction, not rule the world'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ '
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ or perhaps rule over penguins?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ because i can't imagine shinde decimating penguins'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ yeah she'd leave the penguins'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ and probably the giant pandas'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ penguins, giant pandas, kittehs, and bunnehs, everything else can go.'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ unless I think of something else I like'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ the dragons will naturally survive no matter what shinde does *nods*'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ oh baby harp seals, but only babies. we'll have to genetically engineer them so they stay in the adorable baby form forever *nods*'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ shinde doesn't care about food enough'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ that's when you say, "i made you a cookie, but i ated it."'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ win win situation'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ it's the thought that counts after all'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ technically there's usually a raw egg too but you don't really see that in the US restaurants that serve it'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ because we're all going to die of salmonella of course'
[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* hmm, interesting'
[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* Yeah, Kayu, one of things I like about not living in the US - don't have the government trying to tell me that I can't put a raw egg in something if I want'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i bet you can anyways... what's the restaurant gonna do if you bring in an egg in your bag and crack it into the pot?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ and if the waiter does a flying leap and kicks it out of your hand to save you from the salmonella, well, it's like a tableside show, and for the cost of 1 egg'
[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* Knowing the US, some places would probably try to have you arrested for bringing a contaminant into their restaurant, then they'd call the bomb squad...'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ ! more entertainment!'

[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* I also sometimes put mayonnaise on the bread, and fold the egg over a slice of cheese '
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ what kind of cheese?'
[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* American, of course'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ of course. ha.'
[CLAN] Sprat: '*S* Let no one question my patriotism!'

[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) hm, to go ranger, or not to go ranger...'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) that is the question'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) whether tis nobler soemthing something something'
[CLAN] Mogo: '[Mogo] Alas, poor Nemori, I knew her well Horatio'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I got a dusty relic yesterday'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ it turned in to a halo of ghyrsmaasdhlkahflkjdsahfla'

[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) oh man, a cockroach just opened my door and walked in'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) that's a little disconcerting'
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[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) uh oh my cat's outta food...'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) no wonder all these bugs are just walking into my house'

[CLAN] Talonn: ' did you understand the last clan message???? what did "Kayuki has left Materia Magica (idle)" mean?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i don't know! it's really strange and disturbing!!'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' could it be a unannounced software update?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ something secret to be sure!'

[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ what's that not-chinese appetizer that has cream cheese and crab...'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ oh! crab rangoon. right.'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i don't know why it's called rangoon either'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} hmmm what IS rangooon?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ no idea! XD'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ when i first had it, i was like... durr... this is chinese food? what is rangoon? why don't i taste any crab?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ and then a couple of decades later, when i made it as an appetizer for a potluck party, people had it and were baffled. they were like, durr... this tastes like... crab.'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} lol'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_rangoon'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} wiki doesn't know either'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ haha. if wiki doesn't know, then it must be one of those unsolved life mysteries'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} nod nod'
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[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ it's not always called the same thing either, I've heard it called angel wings and uh something like just fried wontons once too'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ it's apparently possibly named after the capital city of burma'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ which is rangoon/yangon'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ cream cheese + crab is totally not angel food'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ and in fried wonton or pastry'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i suppose if a devil cooked up an angel...'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ angel wings not food :o'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ yeah cooked up angels'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ well, i just mean like, angel cake is supposed to be better for you than devil'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ yeah but that's angel -food- cake not cake made from angels'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ are you sure there are no angels cooked into it?'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ angels are obviously delicious cream cheese and crab filled delicacies'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ who feast on light fluffy cakes'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ huh. since i'm sure i know less about whatever religion angels come from than you, i'm sure you're right about them'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i shall now modify my mental image of angels to be flying crab rangoons that eat fluffy cakes'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I think Bot might object to this view'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ but I'm pretty sure it's the superior view of angels'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ *nod* bot isn't back yet, and i'm sure he can't give me hard proof. and i've eaten crab rangoon, and that's hard edible proof right there'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ clearly *nod*'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ you know, the angel ghyrzymyzfazxcvbsdfadon doesn't seem quite so scary any more. his eye must be yummyyyy'