2011

[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'poor first classers walking into random npk rooms all over'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ jasy, are you pking all those poor 1st classers? giving them an Education?'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'of course. my rep's about to drop into outlaw'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'so i'll have to exile myself from the clan'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[34% useless] The exile, JasJas Binks. He is destined to be a hero some day.'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'i was a few levels ago :p'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'actually, it might've been nicer to stay that way instead of these annoying hunters all the time'

[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ did you have a nice trip?'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' excellent...just walked through the door from the airport'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ talonn loves us 8)'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' yep'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' come home, kill the wife, feed the dogs and pop into Northstar territory'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ kill the wife? XD'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ * was also wondering about that one*'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ someone is really used to typing "kill"'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ at least he didn't try to feed the trolls'

[CLAN] Euterpe has been slain!
[CLAN] Euterpe is now away. Message: petrified xorn-hydra crossbreed turns towards you, and exhales a mighty breath of hot air and fiery chunks of lava!
[CLAN] The shade of Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o i'm ash'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[38% useless] c 'tic tac' xorn'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[38% useless] Hot air AND fiery chunks of lava? It blew chunks at you??'
[CLAN] The shade of Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o yup, it blew chunks at me'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ ...'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ <--- about to eat dinner'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ thanks for that visual guys :/'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I imagine the MM codebase is like a katamari ball...'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ there's some sort of cohesive core that's picked up a lot of junk over the 14 years or so it's been running'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ Asci if you have a chance go kill alphaeus winterborn and see if you can still get boss credit as a hero, plz'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[42% useless] Clan Northstar: Killing Bad Guys for Research.'

[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ anyone know why I took an awaken manual out? Did someone need it?'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ oh right I wanted to keep it'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ NEVERMIND'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ >.> <.<'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ silly'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] No.. silly is "Use the manual of force, Luke!"'

[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] If we could vendor food in this game, I'd name the shop Wenchy's.'
[CLAN] Akina: ' ~Akina~ nice! I would work there, as the tips would be fantastic'
[CLAN] Akina: ' ~Akina~ but on the flip side i hope you would have good insurance, i tend to get a little stabby after the third butt pinch..'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] No insurance needed, with a disclaimer sign on the wall.'
[CLAN] Akina: ' ~Akina~ Yay! First one gets a smile, second gets a smack, third gets you a free trip to the er!'

[CLAN] Bluto: '+B+ augh... this ferry is moronically slow'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ kids these days. so impatient.'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ You know what is also slow?'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ The speed at which Bluto is writing his profile page.'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ which is to say, I'm pretty sure it hasn't happened yet.'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ >.>'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] There is no Bluto?'
[CLAN] Bluto: '+B+ bluto only exists in your imaginations'
[CLAN] Bluto: '+B+ collective hallucination'

[CLAN] Talonn: ' nswho'
[CLAN] Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o nswhere'
[CLAN] Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o nswhy'
[CLAN] Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o nswhereforeartthoug'
[CLAN] Euterpe: 'o.O[ Epretue ]O.o grin'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' my shortcut for list of clannies on'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] nsforthenutsintheclan, oisforthefacestheymake, ris.....'

[CLAN] Talonn: ' I just spoke with Duende in Rune'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ what did you talk to duende about, talonn?'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' just said hello'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' that told him I liked his equipm'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ oh my.'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' he didn't reply'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] I wouldn't either.'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' he was using the name Duende Transmogrification Gun'
[CLAN] Dunsell: '[50% useless] Oh, wait, THAT kind of equipment.'