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[CLAN] Jasvyr has entered Materia Magica.
[CLAN] Nautile: '{Nauti} Hi'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> ello jas! :)'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'hey both'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'dont leave, naut. need to check ltcnb '
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'except my laptop keyboard is messed up'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'uess wic keys are broken.. plus te backspace'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: '*si*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'its a new lanuae.. o, and no apostropes eiter, looks like'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'ew'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> g and h eh?'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) poor Jas'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'nod :\ so annoyin.. and potentially deadly ere'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) LOL Jas your broken keyboard is killing me'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'wat.. at least someone finds amusement in my cryptic misery :p'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) I don't know it is pretty entertaining though, I was laughing quite a bit'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: '*cou*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'ar'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'bla!'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) well, clannies got to enjoy my 'cast heal' to my former boss'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> haha'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) I'm sure that's worse than a broken keyboard'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'but did you try to auction im your breast, is te real question'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> hohoho :o'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> nemz got really silent...'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> *hugs nemz*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'i embarassed er into submission!'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'altou se mit ave some dirt on me. i better be careful'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'blast tis stupid keyboard, makin me sound weird and idiotic..'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) sorry got distracted'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'e'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) yeah at least I didn't try to auction breast 5000 to my boss'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) that woulda been worse'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> hehe'
Nemori suddenly keels over in pain, surrounded by a blue nimbus.
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) lappy died'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) back'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) lappy can handle like 20 minutes w/o battery than gone'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) I mean not battery, plug'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) *whap self* *auctions breast*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr is now away.
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) I scared Jas off...'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'i cant even lau'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'it just turns out as a e'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> hehe'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'ee'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> evoke earth?'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> :X'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'no cucklin..'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) ROFL'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'cortle'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'muaa'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) lol again...'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) he's crying I think, or moaning maybe...'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'o tis is awful'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> he'd be laughing if he could type the words :P'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'exactly..'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) it's so bad I'm snorting'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ i'm crying'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'eeaw..'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'brayin'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) with laughter Asci or just because it's that sad?'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> lovely lightning shrouds our shoddy shops from laggy lanes ... dare you to type that :P'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) I'll bet Jas is crying on the outside, but on the inside he's laughing'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'ok'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'lovely litnin srouds our soddy sops from lay lanes'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> roflrofl'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) very nice'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) your poetry is splendid'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: '*pouts*'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> *COMF*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'i feel picked on *wines*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: ':x'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> drowing your sorrows?'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> LOL'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) get a keyboard, sheesh!'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) *fedexes you one*'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'sees!'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) mmmcandy'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> et a keyboard, sees! <----'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> poor jas'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) *ug Jas*'

[CLAN] Talonn: ' spent most of this weekend working at GM for a LARP here in Fairborn...21 participants from 4 states'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- A GM LARP? O_o'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- What was that like?'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' nope as* GM for a larp'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- Haha, I see; sounds like a lot of fun'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' a live action role playing game that my son wrote'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I was starting to wonder what places GM could stand for...'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- For a second, I had this mental image of people pretending to work on an assembly line'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ *giggle*'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ *agree Hino*'
[CLAN] Talonn: ' gamemaster'
[CLAN] Kayuki: '~Kayu~ I thought that would be an odd larp'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- "BUTTON PRESS! BUTTON PRESS! LEVER PULL! BLOW TORCH!"'

[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] i was a paladin 7 years ago. make it cheap for me Cause i'm paladinian. a paladinite. paladiny. I SMACK YOU GOOD IN THE NAME OF THE POWAS. '
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] *sings* Captain Paladin, he's our hero, bring necromancers down to zero'

[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ I feel so cool. The receptionist asks me if I need any help. I ignore her, proceed to unlock Grimbold's door with my mind, walk in and kill him. I leave without saying a word. It has that movie feel to it. *flex*'

[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- Well, that was the easiest hunter I've ever gotten, I think.'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] *logs onto vassago and sends you a level 241:241 enforcer*'
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- :('
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- Vassagicus.'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] that sounds painful'
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- Botago?'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] I'm not a go-go dancer :('
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- I was about to say, that sounds vaguely disco.'
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- Vassaplant!'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] botgo botgo man. I want to be. a botgo man.'
......
[CLAN] Bloodsong: '-Tool- Now I've got 'Botgo' man stuck in my head. :('

[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] *twiddle*'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ *twaddle*'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ *twuddle*'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] i think'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] Tel apparently thanks'
[CLAN] Botanicus: '[Bot] while asci thunks'

[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) oh Asci, what's the power output of the human heart?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ love.'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) hahaha@Asci'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> that was very unjaded... i'm shocked.'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) is it .9 W? 60 W?'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2003/IradaMuslumova.shtml ?'
[CLAN] Yryllyn: '>>>---Yry---> i'm going with .9 it's low'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ iunno, i just google. you didn't actually expect me to know any biology, did you?'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) i guess not if it doesn't have to do with eyeballs'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) what's the power output of a human eyeball? :)'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ besides, who cares about humans... i'm sea squirt. sea squirts don't have hearts. we have extra bile'

[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'what in pc has swashbuckler axe?'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) uh'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) captain or first mate'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) don't remember which'
[CLAN] Nemori: '(Nem) think capt'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'heh. track mate auto.. wouldn't that be useful'

[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- *laugh* At least there will always be a job opening for me as human shield'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'mmm, human shield'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- wield hino'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'as opposed to those flimsy sidhe shields..'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: '*looks around for nem*'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- *chuckle*'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You catch Omgwtf, the Archon Hunter's flames on Hinotori.'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- XD'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'hehe'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ Rofl.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You bash Omgwtf, the Archon Hunter over the head with Hinotori.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Not quite as cool as my shield, though.'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'worn as shield Hinotori (slightly worn)'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ I'm glad he's a shield. Think if he was a spear... >.>'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Just slightly worn?'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ *cough*'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- destroyed, more like it'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Eww.'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ Exactly.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You stab Teliel in the back with Hinotori.'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: '(falling apart)'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- I think I'm too round to be a spear'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- Maybe a mace'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'just wear a pointy hat'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- I have one!'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- Score.'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'like a metal pope hat or something'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- No, I mean, I have 'a pointy hat''
[CLAN] a buxom wench: ':p'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You take Hinotori from the collective unconscious.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Or:'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Bloodsong takes Hinotori from his shadow.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Now I have to restring something to Hinotori.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Tel, go restring your holly wand, so you can get: Hinotori bursts into flames!'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- XD'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ Electricity arcs across Hinotori! A buxom wench is jabbed on the torse with your pierce causing critical damage.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You catch Hinotori on a white shield of the holy.'
[CLAN] a buxom wench: 'better yet, a Hino doll, like from jake..'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Even better!'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- You catch Hinotori on Teliel.'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ Heh.'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ I should totally let Hino burst into flame. It would fit the theme on my trunk.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Trunk?'
[CLAN] Hinotori: '-=Hino=- What theme is that?'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- The corpse of Teliel?'
[CLAN] Teliel: '+(Tel)+ the corpse of Teliel (new)'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- Teliel takes Hinotori from the corpse of Teliel.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- That's wrong.'
[CLAN] your reflection: '-Tool- :D'

[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'you see my scientific reasoning skills are quite honed'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ honed on what... a feather?'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'a cloud of humanities fluff, thank you very much'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'you know. a sonnet'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ may i have some for my pillow? mine is a bit squished, and i been having too many lab nightmares lately. am need of some fluff'
[CLAN] Jasvyr: 'use one of my haikus'
[CLAN] Ascidiella: '~A~ too short. won't last through the night'
[CLAN] Lonny: '{Bandito Gringo} :( thats what she said.'